abstract. in 2026 a brokerage put the stock market on a blockchain and painted the whole thing green. a mfer looked at it, shrugged, and sat down. green mfer coin is a meme coin for the mfers of this new chain. it has no intrinsic value, no expectation of profit, no utility and no roadmap. mfers do what they want — on any chain. this one happens to be green, and so, now, is the mfer. in the end, we all mfers.
mfers are stick figures with headphones, drawn by an artist known as sartoshi. they sit at their computers doing whatever it is mfers do. a short history, for the record:
because mfers are cc0, anyone may draw one, remix one, or launch one. this project does exactly that, with respect for the culture it comes from: no rights reserved, no permission needed, good vibes required.
there are 1,000,000,000 green mfers. the supply is fixed and cannot increase. distribution is as boring as possible, which is the point:
none. see abstract. mfers do what they want.
the chain where the stock market lives is the funniest possible place for a stick figure in headphones to sit. the candles here are green by brand guideline. the mfer simply complies with the brand guideline.
a mfer does not open a launchpad, connect a wallet, and fill out a form. a mfer is already at the computer, already on the timeline. so the coin launches the only way that fits the character: by tweet, via bankrbot. one post at @bankrbot — the agent reads it, deploys the contract on robinhood chain, seeds the liquidity, and replies with the address. the mfer never leaves the keyboard. fig. 2 shows the entire launch infrastructure:
no dashboard, no presale widget, no countdown page. the deployment transaction is public, the deployer is the bot, and the reply under that post is the only birth certificate the coin gets. this section is the roadmap. it is already complete.